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Tiger's New Car

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/05/2003
 
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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everything."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.08.2003 5:23:24 PM EST)

    Good one Rob


    Just protecting my sheep
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    started by bigjohn2
    (05.05.2003 4:00:49 PM EST)
    now thats funny...

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.05.2003 9:19:46 AM EST)
    those Ball Washers at the golf course. They are always to high off the ground and I keep fallin off.

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    started by marvin
    (05.05.2003 5:28:04 AM EST)
    a car with all the accessories one could think off.

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