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How Many Riders?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/14/2003
 
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Lucy, Jenna, Georgia, and Meg returned to the clubhouse after an afternoon of golf.

"How did your game go?" asked the club pro.

"Great," replied Lucy. "I had a terrific round with 25 riders."

"Very good," said Jenna. "I did pretty well with 18 riders."

"Okay," allowed Georgia. "I didn't do too badly with 12 riders."

"Not too good." admitted Meg. "I only had four riders the entire round."

A bit confused, but not wanting to sound ignorant because he didn't know what a rider was, the pro smiled and wished them better luck the next time. After they left, however, he approached Joe the bartender and asked, "Joe, can you tell me what the fuck a 'rider' is?"

"Sure," said Joe, smiling. "A rider is when a broad hits a shot long enough to take a ride on a golf cart."

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    When my budies .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.14.2003 7:23:17 AM EST)


    hit a Bad Shot, I yell out "Got a Walker".

    ^5 though Boss Man

    I'm not a golfer..... (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.14.2003 1:53:15 AM EST)

    But I still thought it was funny. New too. Been a lot of those lately. :^) ^5, boss.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    waaaaaaa hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.14.2003 0:26:30 AM EST)


    Now this is a new one on me...

    can't wait to share it with my foursome in the morning.

    Thanks Rob

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