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By: AnonymousPublished: 10/21/1999
 
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A man walks into a bar on Sunday afternoon with a dog. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The man says "Wait, my dog is a huge Lions fan. He loves to watch them play. I'll show you."

The bartender says, "Oh, I gotta see this." They are watching the game and the Lions score a touchdown, the dog jumps onto the bar, runs up and down the bar slapping everyone high-fives.

The bartender says, "Wow! I'm impressed! What does he do when the Lions win a game?"

The guy replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 5 years."

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