Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to
the other that he has to take a dump.
"Well, go in the
bushes.", says the other.
"What should I use to wipe my ass?" asks the first.
"Use a dollar bill."
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with
shit all over his hands.
"What happened?", asks his friend.
"I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
