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What's the Difference Between a Golfer and a Skydiver?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/15/1999
 
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Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A: A golfer goes WHAACCKKK, FUCK! and a skydiver goes FUCK, WHAACCKKK!

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