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Golf Therapy

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/19/1999
 
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Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals. "Doesn't that feel better?" she asks. "Well... yes... that's pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

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    what a stupid guy... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (04.19.2001 11:03:45 PM EST)

    your supposed to tell her to kiss it and make it better...
    kiss it alot...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    WAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!! (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (04.19.2001 5:20:23 AM EST)

    Bloody funny! Very very good!

    ~Obiwan~

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