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Ladies Tee

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/12/1999
 
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A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. As he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system. "Will the gentleman on the ladies tee please move back to the men's tee."

He looked up and then resumed addressing the ball again. The voice again- "Will the Man on the Red tees move back to the White Tees"!!

He looked back at the starters shack and said, "Will the man on the PA shut up so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his second shot".

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    Hahaha. Been there. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (05.12.2001 7:43:49 PM EST)

    Only a golfer would understand. It takes brains to play golf.

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