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Size of Your Balls

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/21/1999
 
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1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is:
Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is:
Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
Golf.

CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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