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The Drive

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/24/1999
 
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Two friends were getting ready to tee of on the first hole of a posh golf resort course. The first fellow steps up to the tee box, places his ball, steps back to line up his shot, waggles his driver for several moments, then steps back to take several practice swings.

His partner getting tired of all this asked him why he was taking so long to make his drive.

To this the first player replies, "My wife is at the club house watching and I want to get this shot just right."

"Don't bother", his partner retorts, "You'll never hit her from here."

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    I don't find the fact that I am first impressive, especially since this is an old joke, but what I enjoy is knowing that there are quite a few idiots out there who now do not have the pleasure of being 'first'

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