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 Hitman | | By: GingerSnaps | Published: 06/21/1999 | | |  |
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There are these three friends who play golf together every
Saturday. One
Saturday they are getting ready to tee off when a
guy, by himself, asks if he can join them. The friends look
at each other and then look at the guy and say, sure.
So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the friends get
curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him.
The stranger tells them he's a hitman. The friends all laugh.
The guy says, No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf
bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you
like.
One of the friends decides to check it out. He opened the bag
and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached.
He gets all excited and says, WOW I bet I can see my house
through here, May I look? The hit man replies, Sure.
The guy looks for a second and says, YEAH You can see my house I
can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my
wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT, There's my next door
neighbor and he's naked too!
This
really upsets the guy, so he asks the hitman how much it
would be for a hit. The hitman replies, I get $1000 every time
I pull the trigger. The guy responds, $1000??? Well, ok. I
want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth.
She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want
you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around
with my wife.
The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's
looking for about five minutes
until finally the man starts to
get really impatient and asks, What are you waiting for?
The hitman replies, Just hold on.... I'm about to save you a
thousand bucks.
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