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 golfing with mother nature | | By: debbie caccioppo | Published: 12/06/1999 | | |  |
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One morning while golfing, sidney had to relieve himself.
Looking around,and seeing nobody insight, Sid continued on.
When finished he heard a voice. 'Shame on you'!. He turned
around only to see a woman standing there. 'Who are you?'
'I'm Mother Nature and you peed on my buttercups. So therefore
there will be no more butter, for you' Oh what a relief. I
could have peed on the pussywillows"
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