|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 Grandpa and Little Johnny | | By: Dave | Published: 12/07/1999 | | |  |
|
Little Johnny and Grandpa go out to play golf one afternoon.
After a few holes, Grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights it up.
Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar too"? Grandpa says,
"Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"? Johnny says no
then Grandpa says, "When it does, then you can have one".
A few holes later, Grandpa pulls out a beer and drinks it.
Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer too"? Grandpa says,
"Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"? Johnny says no
then Grandpa says, "When it does, then you can have one".
Johnny then pulls out a chocolate chip cookie and starts to eat
it. Grandpa asks, "Johnny, can I have a cookie too"? Johnny
then asks, "Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"?
Proundly, Grandpa says "Why yes it does"! "Good", Johnny
says. "Go screw your self 'cause Grandma made these for me"!
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
More Sports Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Awesome
(0 replies)
started by
lovesex
(04.24.2001 8:06:28 PM EST)
A typical male. When it comes to homemade goodies, he shares with no one!
|
|
|
gramps & johnny
(0 replies)
started by
pacole
(03.26.2001 11:12:48 PM EST)
cute! too bad gramps didn't let j chew on his "club"......
|
|
|
ha ha
(0 replies)
started by
ypmuts
(09.24.2000 9:14:36 AM EST)
This raly happened to me you assholes
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
 |
Most Recent |
 |
|
 |
Baseball in Hell
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys ...
05.10.2008
The Gutter
"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
04.13.2008
Scots Golfer
An 80-year old Scot goes to the doctor ...
12.19.2007
Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
12.16.2007
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. ...
11.12.2006
This Hunter Just Don't Get It
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes ...
10.31.2006
Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, ...
10.17.2006
Tiger in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
08.15.2006
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, ...
04.15.2006
Golf Truisms
Golf balls are like eggs ... they're white. They're ...
02.16.2006
Romance In The Rough
These four golfers are on the tee. Three of the guys ...
01.29.2006
The Golfing Hit Man
Two old friends were about to tee off at the first hole on their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag walked up to them ...
12.09.2005
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
US coins were engraved with the motto 'Mind Your Business' before congress changed it to 'In God We Trust' in 1957.
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
