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Blind Golfers

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/16/1999
 
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Four guys were golfing one Saturday morning. All was going well until they hit the 14th hole. There was another foursome on the fairway in front of them and they apparently didn't know what the hell they were doing. They were hitting balls into the woods, swinging and missing, just not doing anything right. After taking 2 hours to play the last 6 holes, the foursome had had enough.

"When this round is over, I'm going to give those 4 guys a peice of my mind", said one of the frustrated golfers. The other 3 agreed with their partner. They all teed off on the 18th and caught up with the inept foursome on the green. To their amasement they discovered that all four golfers were blind.

"My God we didn't know you guys were blind. I was ready to read you the riot act. I appologize for yelling at you. I tell you what, your round today is on me."

Another golfer says, "I'm sorry too, I'll pay for your carts".

The third golfer says, "I'll buy your lunch when we get into the club house".

The fourth golfer says nothing. One of his friends turns to him and says, "Aren't you going to do anything for these guys?"

He turns to his friend and says "Fuck 'em they could have played last night".

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