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After losing an important playoff game 41-0 against the New York Giants, the Minnesota Vikings football team is experiencing the following schedule and rule changes, effective immediately:
September 15 -- Shiloh Junior High School
September 22 -- Cub Scout Troop #101
September 29 -- St Paul Blind Academy
October 6 -- Spanish American War Vets
October 20 -- Elgin Mental Hospital
October 27 -- Girl Scout Troop #353
November 3 -- OH Venereal Disease Clinic
November 10 -- Lakewood Boys Choir
December 9 -- Brecksville Girls Club
Rule Changes
When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee braces.
When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football under their jerseys.
The Vikings will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
The Vikings will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more.
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BOOOOOOO
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.02.2001 5:10:50 PM EST)
THAT WAS F'ING TERRIBLE.
BOOOOOOOO
Hey Lizard Dick
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started by
tsmeltzer
(02.08.2001 11:48:43 AM EST)
The Ravens kicked the pussy Giant's ass. What's the matter? You can't handle the truth?
You forgot
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started by
thelizard
(01.29.2001 2:31:55 PM EST)
You forgot one: Jan.28, 2001
Sit at home and cry after seeing the FUCKING BULLSHIT FAGGOT ASS RAVENS KICK THE GIANTS ASS!!!!!
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
You forgot December 16!
(1 reply)
started by
duck888
(01.29.2001 12:06:29 PM EST)
The Minnesota Vikings will play the Wagner College Seahawks Wrestling Team. The new rule for this game is that Wagner is allowed to play with just 8 wrestlers, who can only wear their singlets and head gear.
DAMN!!!
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started by
zamasaky
(01.27.2001 10:43:16 PM EST)
One loss to early. I wanted the Vikes to beat the Giants but lose the super bowl for thier 4th SB loss.
VIKINGS RULE!!!!
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started by
jdharris
(01.27.2001 7:30:11 PM EST)
Just wait, They'll be back. Super Bowl XXXVI is their's for the taking.
i dont know
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started by
jci986
(01.26.2001 7:13:54 PM EST)
they may be able to win a few games
but probebly not
to hard
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started by
samiland
(01.26.2001 0:56:40 AM EST)
sounds like some of those teams might be to tough.
yep
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.26.2001 0:08:38 AM EST)
the vikings got sodomized pretty bad that day
SOUNDS
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started by
donut38
(01.26.2001 0:04:48 AM EST)
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