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Minnesota Vikings 2001 Schedule and Rule Changes
By: Robnoxious Published: 01/26/2001

After losing an important playoff game 41-0 against the New York Giants, the Minnesota Vikings football team is experiencing the following schedule and rule changes, effective immediately:

September 15 -- Shiloh Junior High School
September 22 -- Cub Scout Troop #101
September 29 -- St Paul Blind Academy
October 6 -- Spanish American War Vets
October 20 -- Elgin Mental Hospital
October 27 -- Girl Scout Troop #353
November 3 -- OH Venereal Disease Clinic
November 10 -- Lakewood Boys Choir
December 9 -- Brecksville Girls Club

Rule Changes

When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee braces.
When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football under their jerseys.
The Vikings will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
The Vikings will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more.
Thank you,
Viking's Management

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Title: You forgot December 16!

By: duck888

Date: 01.29.2001 12:06 PM EST

The Minnesota Vikings will play the Wagner College Seahawks Wrestling Team. The new rule for this game is that Wagner is allowed to play with just 8 wrestlers, who can only wear their singlets and head gear.

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You forgot December 16!
started by duck888
(01.29.2001 12:06:29 PM EST)
The Minnesota Vikings will play the Wagner College Seahawks Wrestling Team. The new rule for this game is that Wagner is allowed to play with just 8 wrestlers, who can only wear their singlets and head gear.

Randy Moss are having a preseason game on Aug. 28!
by duck888
(01.29.2001 12:12:08 PM EST)
Randy Moss is having a scrimmage game against Montclair State University Football. The new rule for this game is that Randy Moss must play in a straight jacket. If Moss didn't wear a straight jacket, he would win 82 to 10 against Montclair St.

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