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Golf Lessons

By: michaelcarlPublished: 09/22/2002
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A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club.

The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range.

The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast."

The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"

Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick."

She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."

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    OK (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.22.2002 10:27:58 AM EST)

    Yeah, I'd heard it before, but there's so many golf jokes I had kinda forgotten how this one was gonna end.

    So, I'll give ya a ^5 here, MC.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.22.2002 8:32:49 AM EST)

    we were on a roll there, with one new joke that I've never heard in a row.

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    started by marvin
    (09.22.2002 4:46:23 AM EST)

    I prefer the one where she scores a 450yd hole in one ! LOL is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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