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Golfing Mistake

By: abbyPublished: 06/15/2004
 
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A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.

"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cows ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake."

"What mistake was that?" asked the doctor.

" I said hey this looks like yours hun!"

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    That Cow Was a Moooving (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (06.15.2004 10:55:51 PM EST)

    Ball washer Abby

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.15.2004 6:44:34 AM EST)


    "Golfing Mistake"
    The mistake was taking his wife golfing.

    Waaa hahahahahaha

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