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Hunting Accident

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/05/2003
 
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Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence the operator hears a shot ring out. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. What do I do next?"

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    ah hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.06.2003 8:14:57 PM EST)

    ok youve done enough now...lmfao

    BIG JOHN 2

    field dress him (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.05.2003 9:56:50 AM EST)

    don't want the meat to spoil do you?


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    Uh, I hate to say this (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.05.2003 0:53:17 AM EST)


    But this is one of my all-time favorite jokes. First time I've heard the hunter's version though. ^5, SW.

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