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Hunting Accident

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/05/2003
 
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Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence the operator hears a shot ring out. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. What do I do next?"

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    Title: ah hahahahahahaha
    By: bigjohn2
    Date: 10.06.2003 8:14 PM EST

    ok youve done enough now...lmfao

    BIG JOHN 2

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    ok youve done enough now...lmfao

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