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My Golf Balls

By: WOLFE907Published: 10/23/2000
 
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A golfer whose car broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard.

He sat down on the bus, with his pockets full of golf balls, next to a little old lady. The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her he said, "It's golf balls."

The little old lady continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally said, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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    decent (0 replies)
    started by kingofallmedia420
    (10.27.2000 10:20:56 PM EST)

    nuff said

    Legalize, Don't Criminalize

    Ok, so then... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.23.2000 1:02:28 PM EST)

    I have bowling balls. Blue ones.

    Those little old ladies..... (1 reply)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.23.2000 11:46:46 AM EST)


    ...they're just soooo inquisitive, aren't they?

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Smokehouse (0 replies)  
    started by Smokehouse
    (10.23.2000 0:07:57 AM EST)

    I am first again thats 3 in a row you fellow sick twisted fucks!



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