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When Hell Freezes Over

By: lifesaverPublished: 10/19/2000
 
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Two guys from Calgary die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Calgarians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Calgary so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Calgarians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, tuques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"

The Calgarians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know. If hell freezes over, it must mean the Flames have won the Stanley Cup."

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    o yeah! (0 replies)
    started by thebodathome
    (10.21.2001 10:21:28 PM EST)

    ok you Calgary clowns, I'm from Edmonton, and just because you have a hockey team that can get it's ass kicked by a junior girls team, you think you can slag The Oiler?

    ????? (0 replies)
    started by qweer
    (10.19.2000 8:54:51 PM EST)

    fuckin jaggin me off

    Kev (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 12:29:56 PM EST)

    that sucked

    this is great (0 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (10.19.2000 12:10:53 PM EST)

    you really have to know the calgary flames and hockey to get this joke. This one is defenatally a keeper to tell everyone about. Lifesaver must be canadien

    he who laughs last thinks slowest

    this is great (0 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (10.19.2000 11:57:48 AM EST)

    you really have to know the calgary flames and hockey to get this joke. This one is defenatally a keeper to tell everyone about. Lifesaver must be canadien

    he who laughs last thinks slowest

    At the rate the Flames are going this year...... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.19.2000 11:13:41 AM EST)


    ....we won't even have a hockey team in Calgary next year.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    HAHAH (0 replies)
    started by prettyfly
    (10.19.2000 11:05:35 AM EST)

    WOOO LONG LIVE CALGARY, AB. We are the only non retard city in Canada. Edmonton is the shithole of the coutnry. This joke is soo true. We got a kick ass Flames team, yea when hell freezes over

    w0000

    HAHAH (0 replies)
    started by prettyfly
    (10.19.2000 11:05:24 AM EST)

    WOOO LOG LIVE CALGARY, AB. We are the only non retard city in Canada. Edmonton is the shithole of the coutnry. This joke is soo true. We got a kick ass Flames team, yea when hell freezes over

    w0000

    HA HA HA!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 11:03:14 AM EST)

    I'm from Calgary and it's cool to see something about Canada on this site. A first I thought an American was making fun of Canada until I got to the end. I it had been an American I would say you all suck!!!
    CANADA RULES!!!!!

    ?? (0 replies)
    started by scubani
    (10.19.2000 8:31:04 AM EST)

    I can't beleive I lost 5 minutes of my life reading this shit!!

    I heard it about the oilers (0 replies)
    started by Firehawk69
    (10.19.2000 8:23:35 AM EST)

    Same joke as the Oilers from Edmonton...Edmonton is the shithole of the planet and harbor all the canadian retards.

    Who Freakin' Cares? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 7:48:33 AM EST)

    Who gives a shit what the hell happens in hell? Goddammit!!!! This site should be condemned!!!!!

    That was very (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (10.19.2000 2:34:23 AM EST)

    anti-climatic. I was expecting a better punchline than that. What a waste of internet space!

    latertater

    that was a bit long, but good joke! (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.19.2000 1:53:34 AM EST)

    I'm American, but Canadians rule, like Scott Thompson or Mike Meyers, the rest I'm not too sure about,lol


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

    well, that took pretty DAMN long (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 1:25:44 AM EST)

    sheeeit

    hahahahahha (0 replies)
    started by 1trackmind
    (10.19.2000 1:23:00 AM EST)

    oooooo my eyes hurt
    ......words..
    too many
    aarrggghhhh

    awsome (0 replies)  
    started by SlytazJC
    (10.19.2000 0:20:45 AM EST)

    As a calgarian and a big Flames fan myself...I find this to be funny to a point...it isn't the best joke I've ever heard...but being a calgarian made it rather humorous.

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