Golf and the Devil
By: AcidInterval	Published: 03/04/2001
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure" and he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says, "Certainly!" and again he makes an eagle. As the golfer walks to the clubhouse, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "I'm Father O'Malley." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Why are there... (0 replies) started by sal1981 (03.15.2001 8:37:29 PM EST) ...so many Devil jokes around 'bout now? Just wondering. Goofball site is funny

Great Altar Boys Asses (0 replies) started by duck888 (03.07.2001 3:26:20 PM EST) won't be red on Sundays anymore.

Uh, Kinshane (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.05.2001 10:10:12 AM EST) Would you be happy if the golfers name was "Father Berkowitz"? And anyway, the BUTT of the joke is the devil, for suposedly taking away something that isn't being used. But you probably didn't see that through your teen-aged pea-brain, did you? You still have unresolved personal issues and you still need to seek professional help.

Get over it... (0 replies) started by AcidInterval (03.05.2001 1:00:14 AM EST) I am Irish myself, I just liked the joke. Who gives a shit if his name just happens to be O'Malley "Did I just say that outloud?"

Good thing (0 replies) started by thadvick (03.04.2001 4:19:53 PM EST) The altar boys will be so relieved . . .

Kinshane357.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.04.2001 2:09:43 AM EST) Take a chill pill- if it bothers ya that much, just change the father's name! Sheesh... I think you go out of your way to be offended by things. :o)

Get off your high horse, Kinshane 357 (0 replies) started by Seaweedy (03.04.2001 2:07:30 AM EST) Hey, "Kinshane 357" this joke is not about Irish people, it is about priests, who supposedly don't engage in sex. The name of the priest could have been anything, and the joke would be just as good. But even if it WAS about the Irish, so what? It is just a joke, not a degrading, bigoted statement. What a buffoon you are. Why don't you just move along to some babyish website and stay away from Goofball-dot-com? Now, I just have to take a big slug of my "stuff" to clear my head of your nonsense...

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