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A Horse At Spring Training

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/12/2002
 
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On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to the starting lineup.

The coach asks, "What the heck did you bring that horse here for?"

The scout replies, "Wait until you see him bat."

All the players are laughing, until the horse comes to bat.

At this point, the horse grabs the bat and everyone quiets down.

They stare at the horse.

The pitcher, just shrugs his shoulders, and throws the ball toward home plate, when astonishingly, the horse hits the ball deep into the outfield.

The horse just stands there and does not move.

The manager then yells at the baseball scout to tell the horse to run to first base.

The scout looks back at the manager and yells back,

"If he could run, he'd be in the Kentucky Derby!"

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    send him...... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 1:28:47 AM EST)

    to the minor league,he is dog meat.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    Well, what happened? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:43:35 PM EST)

    Is there an ending?

    Did they put in a pinch runner? He's glue either way if he can't round the bases.

    hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    It's a good thing he could hit, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (02.12.2002 6:09:10 PM EST)

    otherwise he'd be an ingredient in a kettle of glue!

    You have to admire his "stick-to-it-tive-ness".

    LMAO@TJ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.12.2002 6:05:40 AM EST)

    Must have been related to Willie Stargil.

    Just what we need (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.12.2002 4:15:53 AM EST)

    Another horse's ass prima donna in the game. Run or no run, he'll still probably sign for $72,000,000,000,000,000,0

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    LMAO (2 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.12.2002 2:56:10 AM EST)

    That's so stupid, I like it !

    The bonus is they get the grass cut and fertilized at no extra cost.

    Kiss my Ass !

    Where the hell (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (02.12.2002 0:31:36 AM EST)

    Did you find this one? Good job buddy. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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