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Perfect Shot

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/19/2003
 
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man-you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

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    Patron Rule #357 (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.19.2003 8:51:22 AM EST)

    Don't try and boink a "Golf Widow" they are just Snooty Stuck Up Bitches, that are pissed off most of the time. Go for the ones that "Play Golf" they like to be in on the action....and the chances that they like to give Head are increased 3 fold.

    Perfect shot? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.19.2003 7:59:12 AM EST)

    That would be Wild Turkey, straight up, right?

    Hehehehe, good joke. Is his wife a blonde?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Perfect shot? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.19.2003 0:18:26 AM EST)


    There's such a thing in golf?

    Not in my bag.


    Just protecting my sheep

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