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The Father And Son Talk

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/20/2003
 
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A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."

He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal... it's called golf."

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    Hole in 1... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.21.2003 7:32:23 AM EST)

    I thought you talking about doing your Taxes.

    God Bless Our Troops

    It's amazing ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.20.2003 7:15:33 AM EST)

    sometimes I play in 40 degree weather, and my hands still sweat.

    Of course you know golf was invented by some boared assed sheep hearder, who started knocking around sheep turds with his stick. It hasn't changed that much. I still hit my share of shitty shots.
    Waaa Hahahahaha

    Had me going (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.20.2003 2:11:21 AM EST)

    I thought he was talking about work.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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