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The Father And Son Talk

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/03/2003
 
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A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."

He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal... it's called golf."

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    It is amazing ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.03.2003 8:49:24 AM EST)

    sometimes I play in 40 degree weather, and my hands still sweat.

    Of course you know golf was invented by some boared assed sheep hearder, who started knocking around sheep turds with his stick. It hasn't changed that much. I still hit my share of shitty shots.
    Waaa Hahahahaha

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.03.2003 0:11:06 AM EST)


    Believe it or not GP but this one was new to me.

    ^5 my good man

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