Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early
and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the
course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50
mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns
the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To
which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out golfing in that crap?"
