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By: bd2sonPublished: 10/17/2006
 
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it all right if she carries my golf bag while we walk?"

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    Piss on that (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    I'm riding in the golf cart.

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    started by tjshere
    (10.17.2006 5:08:43 AM EST)


    Seems like a good plan. The golf bag on her back would serve as a counter-weight for that big ol' belly. Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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