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Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 12/16/2007
 
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

" I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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