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Tie Me Up

By: drhankzPublished: 06/10/2005
 
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The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.

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    To the clown below me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.10.2005 9:14:34 AM EST)


    "very sexy underwear"
    is flannels that don't have a stain in them.

    I would have done the same (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.10.2005 6:07:58 AM EST)


    Except I would have played a few holes at home before I left.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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