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Romance In The Rough

By: tjsherePublished: 01/29/2006
 
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These four golfers are on the tee. Three of the guys hit right down the fairway and the fourth, Frank, hits it into the bushes to the right.

Frank doesn't come out, so one of the golfers goes looking for him. Both of the guys are gone for quite a while, so the third guy goes looking for them.

He finds the second guy screwing Frank in the ass. He yells "What are you doing!", and the guy tells him Frank had a heart attack.

"You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth and CPR when that happens" the guy says.

"I know, that's how this started"....

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    Hey TJ, (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (01.29.2007 7:03:01 AM EST)


    Better late than never. LMMFAO@"that's how it started."

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    Unexpected! (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (01.31.2006 7:14:03 PM EST)

    Very Funny!

    Oh My! (0 replies)  
    started by j9nh
    (01.30.2006 6:06:48 AM EST)

    They must have been in denial!

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