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Most of the time....
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started by
willi
(11.23.2001 2:21:54 AM EST)
a hole in one is something to celebrate.
Where's the nearest ballwasher 'cause this is one soiled ball!
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hahahaha
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started by
bettybimbo
(11.22.2001 4:44:41 AM EST)
Funny, but I would have blackened more than both his eyes for that one!
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