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Mets vs. Yankees

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/23/2000
 
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Mets fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Met fans also, not really knowing what a Mets fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, their hands exploded into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception, a girl named Lucy, who did not go along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Mets fan".

The, asks the teacher, What are you? "Why I'm proud to be a Yankee fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankee fan.

"Well, my dad and mom are Yankee fans and I'm a Yankee fan too" The teacher now becomes angry, "That's no reason" she says loudly, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Well, says Lucy, then I'd be a Mets fan!"

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    DAM YOU FUCKING ROBNOXIOUS (0 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (10.23.2000 12:19:47 PM EST)

    THATS MY FUCKING JOKE AND YOU STOLE IT THE ONLY DIFFRENCE IS YOU PUT METS AND YANKEES RATHER THEN MY ORIGIONAL JOKE WITH CANADIENS AND AMERICIAN. AND YES!!!! I AM CANADIEN!!!! AND YET YOUR JOKE (MY JOKE THAT YOU STOLE) GETS POSTED BEFORE MINE DOES. DAM HELL FUCK BITCH AND SHIT.

    he who laughs last thinks slowest

    Go..... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.07.2000 5:39:14 PM EST)

    GO PADRES!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    well the way (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.02.2000 11:41:53 PM EST)

    we heard it up here the teacher was an american and the little girl and her parents were canadians EH

    uncensored (0 replies)
    started by crow77
    (09.30.2000 2:26:03 PM EST)

    This is stupid

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

    none (0 replies)  
    started by pkvas
    (09.25.2000 9:41:58 AM EST)

    why is this censored

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