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The Dealer

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/05/2001
 
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A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were discussing whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it. So, why should I tip him?"

The dealer replied, "When you eat out, do you tip the waiter?"

"Yes, sure I do," responed the player.

"Well then, he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards. So you see, you should tip me."

"Okay, I see your point," agreed the player. "But, the waiter gives me what I ask for... I'll take an eight."

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    He should have asked for 4 two's... (0 replies)
    started by joeyrab
    (06.05.2001 5:00:47 PM EST)

    ...burn the small cards!

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    started by samiland
    (06.05.2001 0:23:24 AM EST)

    if only it worked that way

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