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Charlie's Hole In One

By: luvly1Published: 10/23/2005
 
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Rob goes golfing every Saturday.One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

He replies to her, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

Rob's wife said, "That's terrible!"

Very sadly he replies, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

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    I had a hole in one (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.23.2005 11:43:06 AM EST)


    the other day on the driving range.

    I like new golf jokes (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.23.2005 11:41:22 AM EST)

    Then There Was One (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.23.2005 10:11:04 AM EST)


    WOOOOHOOOOO !

    Funny.


    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hell Of A Game (1 reply)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.23.2005 0:06:34 AM EST)


    Sorry GP

    We'll try again tomorrow.

    I had heard this one but I sure didn't connect hell with it.

    ^5 Acid

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    what ? (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.23.2005 0:02:04 AM EST)

    too cheap to spring for the golf cart?

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