Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
 
 


The Bad Husband

By: KittenPublished: 11/27/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around eight p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling", replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Sports Jokes...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
boobs/tits (0 replies)
started by jobole
(06.10.2000 11:20:29 PM EST)

is there any real pictures of real womens tits/boobs/ on this site?

jc backward resident of utah,which is still in 1900

about website (0 replies)
started by psycho16
(06.02.2000 9:37:41 AM EST)

THIS WEBSITE IS DA BONB!!

Scott Salisbury

yo (0 replies)  
started by whiteebear
(06.01.2000 7:45:55 PM EST)

i'm first

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Rate This!

2.93 Goofballs of 5
265 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    A woman's buttocks protrude 25% more when she wears high heals.