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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
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 Honey, I'm going hunting... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/05/1998 | | |  |
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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a
blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back."
Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?" She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus, you taste like shit." "Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin' either."
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