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 Cheating Lawyers | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/16/1999 | | |  |
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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9
holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a bet.
"Let's say we bet
$50."
Amanpreet agrees and they're off.
They do a great game. After the 8th hold, Amanpreet is ahead by
one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help
me find my ball. Look over there," he said to Jon.
After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball
carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet pulls a ball from his
pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!!!" he
announces.
Jon looks at him. "After
all of the years we've been partners
and playing together, you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?"
"What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!"
"And you're a liar, too!" Jon said. "I have you know I've been
STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!"
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