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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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 I Married A Hooker? | | By: bigjohn2 | Published: 06/04/2003 | | |  |
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An older couple got married. As they were laying in their wedding suite, staring at the ceiling, the old man said, "I haven't been completely honest with you. I think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf is my first love. It's my hobby, my passion, my real love."
They both stared at the ceiling for a bit then the woman said, "While we're baring our souls, I guess I better tell you that I've been a hooker all my life."
The man jumped out of bed, glared at her a moment in astonishment, then said, "Have you tried widening your stance and rotating your grip?"
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I didn't know
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marvin
(06.04.2003 10:06:17 AM EST)
Bugman played golf. What's your handicap, Bugman?
"Ladybug!"
LOL
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