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I Married A Hooker?

By: bigjohn2Published: 06/04/2003
 
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An older couple got married. As they were laying in their wedding suite, staring at the ceiling, the old man said, "I haven't been completely honest with you. I think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf is my first love. It's my hobby, my passion, my real love."

They both stared at the ceiling for a bit then the woman said, "While we're baring our souls, I guess I better tell you that I've been a hooker all my life."

The man jumped out of bed, glared at her a moment in astonishment, then said, "Have you tried widening your stance and rotating your grip?"

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    hey bigjohn2 (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.05.2003 1:42:53 AM EST)


    I know

    hey roger (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.04.2003 4:12:01 PM EST)

    you changed your sig again

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.04.2003 10:16:53 AM EST)

    BJ's on a roll! Funny as hell, man. ^5 to ya.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I didn't know (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.04.2003 10:06:17 AM EST)

    Bugman played golf. What's your handicap, Bugman?

    "Ladybug!"

    LOL

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    LMAO (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (06.04.2003 1:51:40 AM EST)


    Now, you got any advice for a slicer?

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