Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
— Homer Simpson
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old shes blind from the big bang
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


The Father And Son Talk

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/03/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."

He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal... it's called golf."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Protective Father
  • Golf and the Gator
  • Brawl Breaks Out on the Golf Course
  • Like Father; Like Son
  • Expectant Father Gives Birth to Car Theft Plan
  • Retiree Drives Across Country In Golf Cart
  • Golf prison
  • Cow Golf
  • Woman Found Living With Body Of Dead Father
  • Golf Ball Dick
  • Topless Golf
  • Golf anyone?
  • Father, Forgive Them...
  • Golf Much?
  • Golf Pratice
  • Golf excuse
  • The Father
  • Mini Golf Fun
  • New Golf
  • Naked Golf

  • More Sports Jokes...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    It is amazing ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.03.2003 8:49:24 AM EST)

    sometimes I play in 40 degree weather, and my hands still sweat.

    Of course you know golf was invented by some boared assed sheep hearder, who started knocking around sheep turds with his stick. It hasn't changed that much. I still hit my share of shitty shots.
    Waaa Hahahahaha

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.03.2003 0:11:06 AM EST)


    Believe it or not GP but this one was new to me.

    ^5 my good man

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Caddie Come Back Lines
    Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
    10.11.2009

    Baseball Heaven and Hell
    St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
    09.26.2009

    Catholic Golf
    A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon ...
    04.02.2009

    A Sister's Day of Golf
    A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
    10.12.2008

    Rate This!

    3.20 Goofballs of 5
    5 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    A Sister's Day of Golf
    A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
    10.12.2008

    Golf Autopsy
    Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, ...
    08.10.2008

    Five Iron Anyone?
    A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular; ...
    06.11.2008

    Baseball in Hell
    Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys ...
    05.10.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Scots Golfer
    An 80-year old Scot goes to the doctor ...
    12.19.2007

    Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?
    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
    12.16.2007

    Best Round Ever
    A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf ...
    10.02.2007

    The Blind Golfers
    A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one ...
    09.06.2007

    Lookie Here!
    UFOs, JFK and Elvis

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.