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	George W. Bush
	"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003

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	"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." — Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)

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	#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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	When opossums are playing opossum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.