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A Wicked Slice

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/10/2002
 
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A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.

When the first golfer gets to his ball he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.

"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.

"That's funny" replies the second, "You had plenty of time to yell SH*T!!!

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    I'm sorry (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.10.2002 8:23:19 AM EST)

    but this one really cracked me up.
    LMFAO @ this one.

    There's so much (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.10.2002 5:13:58 AM EST)

    shit on the golf course it's a wonder you get any golfing done at all !

    I would have.... (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (09.10.2002 0:31:28 AM EST)

    tried (key word, tried) to hit the ball back at them...

    If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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