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GOLF, n.
[1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
[2] a game of opposites - the world's slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.
[3] the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off {Chi Chi Rodriguez}.
[4] a colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and financially in the red.
[5] a game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral effort.
[6] is like a love affair - if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart.
[7] a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.
GOLF CART, n.
[1] A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.
GOLFER, n.
[1] a person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five;
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elementskater
(06.21.2000 2:05:56 PM EST)
What the fuck is the point in golf? To wear gay ass pants and shoes?GoD aka MuSKa
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Wazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuup
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