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The Worst Golf Foursome Ever

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/02/2001
 
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The Worst Golf Foursome Ever:

1. Monica Lewinsky
2. OJ Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton

Why?

1. Monica Is A Hooker
2. OJ Is A Slicer
3. Ted Kennedy Can't Drive Over The Water
4. Bill Clinton Can't Remember Which Hole He Played Last!

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    a nice scramble...

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    Good one. Nice lookin' pic of you too, I might add.

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