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golfing with mother nature

By: debbie caccioppoPublished: 12/06/1999
 
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One morning while golfing, sidney had to relieve himself. Looking around,and seeing nobody insight, Sid continued on. When finished he heard a voice. 'Shame on you'!. He turned around only to see a woman standing there. 'Who are you?' 'I'm Mother Nature and you peed on my buttercups. So therefore there will be no more butter, for you' Oh what a relief. I could have peed on the pussywillows"

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Old impotent men golfers can take a leak anywhere they want. Right mother na--------

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