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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
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 The Freshman | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/27/2001 | | |  |
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A huge, college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
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This tells it all
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darkoverlord
(06.01.2001 11:03:16 AM EST)
The IQ of most pro ball players.M.L.King said We shall overcome.
Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.
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What
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started by
g0092182
(05.28.2001 2:28:03 PM EST)
What thats not slightly funny
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Hmmmmm....
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started by
livingdeadgirl
(05.27.2001 2:06:54 PM EST)
Not funny. C'mon yall. SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!I hear voices....They dont like you....
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ok
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started by
paparoach1
(05.27.2001 11:51:55 AM EST)
and the funny part would be?
We're going to infest
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Jocks
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.27.2001 9:53:26 AM EST)
This is to close to the truth about Dumb Ass Jocks to be funny!That's just my opinion, I could be wrong!
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