An Officer's Response
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/10/1999
Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window. Figuring that's the end of it, he gets another ball out of his bag and plays on. On the eighth hole, a police officer walks up to Joe on the course and says, "Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?" Joe says, "Yes I did." "Well," says the police officer, "it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog, sending three people to hospital. And it's all because you sliced the ball." "Oh my goodness," says Joe, "is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is," the cop says. "Try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Technology Golf (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.13.2000 1:45:35 PM EST) Three guys out for a game of golf, a Frenchman,a German and a Japanese man. While on the second hole all three hear a phone ring and the Frenchman lifts his thumb and finger up to his ear and says "hello". The other two look in amazement, the Frenchman responds, chip in my thumb and finger, I don't need a cell phone. Amazing. Further down the course, a second ring. Hello says the German pointing his chin to the sky. The German responds, a chip in my ear and chin and I don't need to lift my hand, all I need to do is point to the sky. Truly amazing said the Japanese and French man. Further down the course the phone rings again. The litte Japanese man rans into the woods and is there for quite a while. Concerned for his safety, the Frenchman and German wait patiently for the man to return, and when he doesn't they go into the woods to search for him. They finally find him, squatting with his pants down to his ankles. In amazement, they ask him what he is doing? The Japanese man turns to them and responds with a strain in his face "I'm waiting for a fax"

Yawn (0 replies) started by kingofallmedia420 (10.05.2000 11:31:21 PM EST) nuff said Legalize, Don't Criminalize

Funny (0 replies)   started by burlingtony (08.27.2000 3:11:13 PM EST) Yes Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

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