A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes.
The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of
your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle
on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another
fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure" and he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be
willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!" and again he makes an eagle.
As the golfer walks to the clubhouse, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "I'm Father O'Malley."
