A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football
team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack
into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a
shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said,
"if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
