A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's
been
flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says
angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like have a "GE" logo
printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close
right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like
I have "Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think
so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to
the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a
damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,"
he says. "Does it look like I have "Ace Hardware" written on my
forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He
starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides
to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices
the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the
hall light is working. As he goes to
get a beer, he notices the
fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told
him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was
either have sex with him or bake him a cake."
"So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" he said.
She replied, "Hellooooooo........ Do you see Betty Crocker
written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
